Pool Parties Mugs

'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

"This is how I enjoy the sun."

Founding Father Benjamin Franklin must have been thinking about long holiday weekends when he wrote "Fish and visitors stink in three days."

Bring your own inflatable.

Toys in Babeland

'Next time, bring the kid, lose the duckie.'

Mr. Popularity.

"Don't worry, it's just a dummy. It's for atmosphere."

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'He lives for his holidays.'

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

The Perfect Cannonball

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

'I like the litter box...but the pool has gotta go !'

Psychic diving competition.

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

One of Many California Gene Pools

A termite practical joke.

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

"My fella was chucked out of the water-birth for running around the pool and bombing."

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

"If global warming is a left wing plot... it's a very good one."

Dutch boy fills pool with water from dike.

"Uh oh. The almanac indicates an early fall - here's a back-to-school on page one!"

The Interloper.

Santa entering a pool for a swim

"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."

"Maybe we should follow that guy..."

"We don’t need to keep up with the Joneses – we are the Joneses!"