Pool Party Host Mugs

Ultimately, Wyatt's curiosity got the better of him.

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'He lives for his holidays.'

Bring your own inflatable.

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

The Perfect Cannonball

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

"We're not laughing at you, sweetie. We're laughing at something you don't understand."

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

Psychic diving competition.

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

An angry barbecue.

Mini Bar

One of Many California Gene Pools

A termite practical joke.

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

"My fella was chucked out of the water-birth for running around the pool and bombing."

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

'He's been shot!'

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

"If global warming is a left wing plot... it's a very good one."

"Uh oh. The almanac indicates an early fall - here's a back-to-school on page one!"

Dutch boy fills pool with water from dike.

The Interloper.

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"We don’t need to keep up with the Joneses – we are the Joneses!"

"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."

"Maybe we should follow that guy..."

Santa entering a pool for a swim

A Good Year.