Pool Party Host Mugs

Ultimately, Wyatt's curiosity got the better of him.

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Bring your own inflatable.

'He lives for his holidays.'

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

The Perfect Cannonball

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

"We're not laughing at you, sweetie. We're laughing at something you don't understand."

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

Psychic diving competition.

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

An angry barbecue.

Mini Bar

One of Many California Gene Pools

A termite practical joke.

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

"My fella was chucked out of the water-birth for running around the pool and bombing."

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

"If global warming is a left wing plot... it's a very good one."

"Son, I've asked Mr. Puffer to instruct you on the finer points of classical as your new tooter."

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

'He's been shot!'

"Uh oh. The almanac indicates an early fall - here's a back-to-school on page one!"

Dutch boy fills pool with water from dike.

The Interloper.

A Good Year.

"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."

Santa entering a pool for a swim

"We don’t need to keep up with the Joneses – we are the Joneses!"