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Social distancing

Bring your own inflatable.

Bankside

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

"If global warming is a left wing plot... it's a very good one."

Dolphin tricks.

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

Swimming Champion.

'Which end's the shallow end?'

Fully decked out in his new skimmer-Boy Mike was able to skim the pool in just 60 seconds,

No petting in the pool!

'I didn't know you had this pool heated!'

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

The vacation rental agency is saying technically that's a "lap pool," so we can't get our money back.

Tentacle attacking diver.

"Good news, your yacht club membership has arrived!"

'Ha! Fake out!'

Get out of the kiddy pool Harold!

'Don't press so hard, I almost drowned back there!'

"Shake! Good dog."

Swimming

"...You shouldn't by any chance be missing one of your animals?"

Swimming with dad

An elderly couple arrive at Kiddie Pool Buffet, where people are wearing swim suits etc. and serving food from the pool itself.

Blonde woman talking to airport bookshop assistant, 'I'll be spending a lot of time by the pool - do you have anything in pink that would match my bikini?'

First Dive

'Which is the deep end?'

'Synchronised swimming.'

'Get in the house now!'

'Is that a thong or is your rear end devouring your swimsuit?'

'...Where did you get all these piranhas?'

Caution Pool Drained.

'What a RIP-off!'

'They're not a swimming aid - they're my feet !'