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'Okay, Jimmy, you've been in there way too long now...'

Pool attached to child's bed.

Bring your own inflatable.

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

Bankside

'Is the water cold?'

Dog playing snooker/pool.

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

Dolphin tricks.

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

'Which end's the shallow end?'

"The inflatable pool is a harsh mistress."

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

'How did our ‘Get Away From It All' vacation turn into a ‘Take Most Of It With You' long weekend?'

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'

Tentacle attacking diver.

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

Birds cue ball escape.

"Good news, your yacht club membership has arrived!"

'Bank A' about to jump into to pool of competition followed by banks B and C

An elderly couple arrive at Kiddie Pool Buffet, where people are wearing swim suits etc. and serving food from the pool itself.

Swimming

Swimming with dad

"...You shouldn't by any chance be missing one of your animals?"

"Shake! Good dog."

'Which is the deep end?'

'Synchronised swimming.'

Musical Snooker

'This bloke is good.' - 'He's even better when he takes his cue out of it's case.'

'...Where did you get all these piranhas?'

'Now that's what I call a trickshot!'

'Get in the house now!'