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With summer vacation over, Mrs. Locke was having a tough time transitioning back into teaching.

Pool attached to child's bed.

Bring your own inflatable.

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

Bankside

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

'How's the water, dear?'

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

'Perhaps we should leave details of the divorce settlement until after we are married.'

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

Mozart on a lilo

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

Dolphin tricks.

'Wow, swimming IS great exercise! The bathroom scale I put down here shows I'm 20 pounds lighter!'

"It's nice to see John finally relaxing."

Lemmings on Vacation

As the years passed, Grandpa became more absent minded...

"The inflatable pool is a harsh mistress."

"Read me back the minutes from the last dip."

'Which end's the shallow end?'

Artist Misses the Point

'Despite anosmia she fonded her penuche.'

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

"You're overthinking this."

'I'm just not feeling sufficiently incentivised today.'

Fully decked out in his new skimmer-Boy Mike was able to skim the pool in just 60 seconds,

'How did our ‘Get Away From It All' vacation turn into a ‘Take Most Of It With You' long weekend?'

'OK, you wanted to shoot a game of pool and I wanted to lay by the pool. The main thing is that we're here together.'

"9-1-1, I'd like to report a great idea for a podcast."

Tentacle attacking diver.

"Tell your dad we offer adult lessons."

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent

The vacation rental agency is saying technically that's a "lap pool," so we can't get our money back.