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"My laptop gets hot, but I solved that problem."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Beginning Yarder.

Bankside

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

'How's the water, dear?'

One of Many California Gene Pools

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

Fishy tail.

'Perhaps we should leave details of the divorce settlement until after we are married.'

Mozart on a lilo

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

'Wow, swimming IS great exercise! The bathroom scale I put down here shows I'm 20 pounds lighter!'

"Read me back the minutes from the last dip."

As the years passed, Grandpa became more absent minded...

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

"You're overthinking this."

'Despite anosmia she fonded her penuche.'

Artist Misses the Point

"It's nice to see John finally relaxing."

"But if you teach him to fish, you have fed him for a lifetime."

'Which end's the shallow end?'

'I'm just not feeling sufficiently incentivised today.'

'Isn't it how you learnt to swim?'

"9-1-1, I'd like to report a great idea for a podcast."

'OK, you wanted to shoot a game of pool and I wanted to lay by the pool. The main thing is that we're here together.'

"Tell your dad we offer adult lessons."

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent

Tentacle attacking diver.

'Yes, this is the deep end.'