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One of Many California Gene Pools

"What do you mean you're whale watching?"

"I'll never understand why grownups would pay to take a bath."

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

Beginning Yarder.

Bankside

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

'How's the water, dear?'

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

Fishy tail.

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

'Perhaps we should leave details of the divorce settlement until after we are married.'

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

Mozart on a lilo

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

'If Aunt Arctica is on the bottom of the world, does that mean Uncle Artica is on top of the world?'

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

'Wow, swimming IS great exercise! The bathroom scale I put down here shows I'm 20 pounds lighter!'

As the years passed, Grandpa became more absent minded...

"Did you ever notice, the snow is always whiter on the other side of the glacier?"

"It's nice to see John finally relaxing."

Artist Misses the Point

'Despite anosmia she fonded her penuche.'

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

"You're overthinking this."

"Read me back the minutes from the last dip."

'I'm just not feeling sufficiently incentivised today.'

"9-1-1, I'd like to report a great idea for a podcast."

'OK, you wanted to shoot a game of pool and I wanted to lay by the pool. The main thing is that we're here together.'

'Isn't it how you learnt to swim?'

"Tell your dad we offer adult lessons."