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Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.'

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

Beginning Yarder.

Business Duck

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

"If we take a late retirement and an early death, we'll just squeak by."

'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...'

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

One of Many California Gene Pools

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

Dog Igloo.

"The industry has agreed to take the pensions dashboard off our hands. . ."

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

'I'll say this for you young Thoreu - he certainly does make good use of his pond.'

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

"The pension crisis prompted me to consider alternative invstments. Like Roulette."

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

"It's nice to see John finally relaxing."

Vernal Pond: Here today. . . gone tomorrow.

"The problem is: reasonable men may differ on what the hell reason is!"

'It's so embarrassing. My mother had my tadpole tail bronzed!'

Water Gardening: And you will find yourself thinking over many garden problems at the waterside.

"Read me back the minutes from the last dip."

"Did you ever notice, the snow is always whiter on the other side of the glacier?"