Pool Ponderers Gifts

"...and in terms of capacity, how many Olympic pools would it take to fill this Olympic pool?"

Wildlife

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.'

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

Beginning Yarder.

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

Business Duck

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

"If we take a late retirement and an early death, we'll just squeak by."

'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...'

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

One of Many California Gene Pools

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

Dog Igloo.

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

'I'll say this for you young Thoreu - he certainly does make good use of his pond.'

Ricochet

"The industry has agreed to take the pensions dashboard off our hands. . ."

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

"The pension crisis prompted me to consider alternative invstments. Like Roulette."

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

Vernal Pond: Here today. . . gone tomorrow.

"It's nice to see John finally relaxing."

"The problem is: reasonable men may differ on what the hell reason is!"

'It's so embarrassing. My mother had my tadpole tail bronzed!'

"Did you ever notice, the snow is always whiter on the other side of the glacier?"

An epiphany is the sudden realization of essential meaning. An "explanation point"!

"Read me back the minutes from the last dip."