Swimming Pool Ponderer Gifts

Caution Shallow End

Wildlife

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

Beginning Yarder.

Business Duck

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...'

Thinking and thinking backwards.

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

One of Many California Gene Pools

Dog Igloo.

'I'll say this for you young Thoreu - he certainly does make good use of his pond.'

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

'The hippiest dryads were often farouche.'

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

'It's a real conundrum. Not sure if I should open it, or beat it.'

"Is there a God?"

"Hey, Brian. I can't make it to the park today, but I'll be there in spirit."

'That's from the last year the data was available.'

"It's nice to see John finally relaxing."

'It's so embarrassing. My mother had my tadpole tail bronzed!'

Vernal Pond: Here today. . . gone tomorrow.

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

Bizarre sights.

"Read me back the minutes from the last dip."

Water Gardening: And you will find yourself thinking over many garden problems at the waterside.