Swimming Pool Ponderer Gifts

Caution Shallow End

Wildlife

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

Beginning Yarder.

Business Duck

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...'

Thinking and thinking backwards.

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

One of Many California Gene Pools

Dog Igloo.

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

Ricochet

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

'I'll say this for you young Thoreu - he certainly does make good use of his pond.'

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

"Hey, Brian. I can't make it to the park today, but I'll be there in spirit."

'It's a real conundrum. Not sure if I should open it, or beat it.'

'The hippiest dryads were often farouche.'

"Is there a God?"

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

'That's from the last year the data was available.'

'It's so embarrassing. My mother had my tadpole tail bronzed!'

"It's nice to see John finally relaxing."

Water Gardening: And you will find yourself thinking over many garden problems at the waterside.

The Big Four debate banking ethics

Vernal Pond: Here today. . . gone tomorrow.

Bizarre sights.