Poolside Ponderer Gifts

'I'm just not feeling sufficiently incentivised today.'

"Ed just can't seem to relax."

Spiro & Pusho and the empty pool

"She's lost a contact lens again!"

'With global warming, good ice is getting hard to find.'

Bird on edge of bird bath about to dive in. Has snorkel, flipper and goggles on. Other birds with look of surprise of faces.

'OK, you wanted to shoot a game of pool and I wanted to lay by the pool. The main thing is that we're here together.'

Coast Guard Meets Camp SCUBA Exhibit

Racing Jesus

"Dude, you need a girlfriend."

"It's nice to see John finally relaxing."

"Tell your dad we offer adult lessons."

'Right Sir, here we go...'

"Everyone has to start somewhere."

"Tell your dad we offer adult lessons."

"I hear our new aquatics director is really good!"

The plaster of danger.

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent

"What do you mean, why isn't it water-coloured?"

Excess Baggage: Don't let the sight of a 20-something in the same swim suit as yours ruin your vacation.

'Ed just retired.'

"He's really awfully attractive, for twenty-eight."

Fat swimmer.

Pig in a rubber ring "Free air miles! Wwaarrgghhh!"

'We sit out here when we get bored with the pool and the movie theater in our 10,000 square foot luxury basement.'

'Yes, this is the deep end.'

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

"Hey, you doing the backstroke, you've forgotten some thing!"

"I used to dream of owning a pool. Now I dream of marginal friends not showing up uninvited."

"Read me back the minutes from the last dip."

"I'm afraid California just isn't me."

"I begged him to learn how to swim—but did he listen?"

Wildlife

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane