Poolside Philosopher Gifts

'Is it labor day already?'

"What good is art if you can't have fun with it?"

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

Thank you for not drowning.

Jumping in the deep end.

'Please calm down, Mam. I'm aware of the situation, and I'm doing everything I possibly can.'

Leisure time for chromosomes.

No man is an island ??" it just looks that way.

"Apparently this place used to be a swimming pool."

"Of course it's not safe. That's why I'm here."

'How's the water, dear?'

Ace Pool Cleaners.

Swimmers Ready to Dive.

'Don't dive - It's not deep enough.'

"9-1-1, I'd like to report a great idea for a podcast."

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

'Wow, swimming IS great exercise! The bathroom scale I put down here shows I'm 20 pounds lighter!'

'You should put some more lotion on sweetie... you're starting to peel!'

"I wish to complain about the chlorine level in the swimming pool. . ."

'Just take your time, Sweetheart. Remember, it's not a race.'

Deeply absorbed in thought Melvin wanders into the wrong pool.

Lifeguard - Please Take A Number.

Moses' First and Last Day as a Lifeguard...

'Now, at the signal from our new head coach...'

'Sorry. Health 'n' Safety rule. No water in the pool in case someone drowns.'

'Why is Burl wearing a life vest, Joy?'

'Apparently, Phillips, you want a lawsuit on your hands!'

Woman swimming with float made of old bottles.

"Dude, you gotta get out here and clean this pool more often."

'Oh no, it's the mosquitoes! Kids, splash around in the pool, they only like stagnant water.'

"What's the temperature of the water?"

"Lets stop arguing about the pool. We'll divide it in half and stay on our half."

Diving Fish

Some of your spray tan came off in the pool.

An eagle catches springboard diver.