Streamside Philosopher Gifts

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

'You lifted your head.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"The end of my favorite series is near."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

"It ain't easy, Doc. There's a lot of pier pressure."

'How's the water, dear?'

'...the really big ones can be found.'

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

Meekness of Mr Pecksniff and his Charming Daughter

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

Mozart on a lilo

'Perhaps we should leave details of the divorce settlement until after we are married.'

'Wow, swimming IS great exercise! The bathroom scale I put down here shows I'm 20 pounds lighter!'

Chicken: the one-man show

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

'Despite anosmia she fonded her penuche.'

"You're overthinking this."

"I don't miss my accountancy life. I find I get out more nowadays."

Artist Misses the Point

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

As the years passed, Grandpa became more absent minded...

"9-1-1, I'd like to report a great idea for a podcast."

Homeless man's sign: 'Sperm donor to the crowned heads of Europe.'

"Dude, you gotta get out here and clean this pool more often."

Bank

'You have ear wax.'

Gus never found the perfect wave