Streamside Philosopher Gifts

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

'You lifted your head.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"The end of my favorite series is near."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

"It ain't easy, Doc. There's a lot of pier pressure."

'How's the water, dear?'

'...the really big ones can be found.'

Meekness of Mr Pecksniff and his Charming Daughter

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

Mozart on a lilo

'Perhaps we should leave details of the divorce settlement until after we are married.'

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

Chicken: the one-man show

'Wow, swimming IS great exercise! The bathroom scale I put down here shows I'm 20 pounds lighter!'

'Despite anosmia she fonded her penuche.'

Lemmings on Vacation

"You're overthinking this."

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

Artist Misses the Point

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

House Arrest in the Age of Coronavirus

"I don't miss my accountancy life. I find I get out more nowadays."

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

As the years passed, Grandpa became more absent minded...

'You see, son, we are all made in His Image.'

"9-1-1, I'd like to report a great idea for a podcast."

"Dude, you gotta get out here and clean this pool more often."

Bank

Gus never found the perfect wave