Seaside Philosopher Gifts

"It ain't easy, Doc. There's a lot of pier pressure."

'Irwin, you've been retired for two years. Isn't it time you stopped being a pompous ass?'

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

Gus never found the perfect wave

Honeymoon couple on a beach, husband smoking his pipe

'Lawyers never come out where there's sand. The cats always try to bury them...'

"It looks very different when the tides out"

'You have ear wax.'

Man walking down the beach with a phone to one ear and a shell to the other.

'I hear a tiny voice complaining about global warming.'

"Nation-building never works."

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

A Poem about Sand

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

'How's the water, dear?'

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

"We're not on vacation anymore. The company folded."

'...the really big ones can be found.'

Mozart on a lilo

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

'Perhaps we should leave details of the divorce settlement until after we are married.'

'Wow, swimming IS great exercise! The bathroom scale I put down here shows I'm 20 pounds lighter!'

"You're overthinking this."

An association for the advancement of science on an excursion.

"But if you teach him to fish, you have fed him for a lifetime."

As the years passed, Grandpa became more absent minded...

'Despite anosmia she fonded her penuche.'

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.