Seaside Philosopher Prints

"It ain't easy, Doc. There's a lot of pier pressure."

'You see, son, we are all made in His Image.'

'Irwin, you've been retired for two years. Isn't it time you stopped being a pompous ass?'

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

Gus never found the perfect wave

Honeymoon couple on a beach, husband smoking his pipe

'Lawyers never come out where there's sand. The cats always try to bury them...'

"It looks very different when the tides out"

'You have ear wax.'

Man walking down the beach with a phone to one ear and a shell to the other.

'I hear a tiny voice complaining about global warming.'

"Nation-building never works."

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

A Poem about Sand

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

'How's the water, dear?'

"We're not on vacation anymore. The company folded."

'...the really big ones can be found.'

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

'Perhaps we should leave details of the divorce settlement until after we are married.'

Mozart on a lilo

'Wow, swimming IS great exercise! The bathroom scale I put down here shows I'm 20 pounds lighter!'

"You're overthinking this."

"IBM up 2 1/4, ATT down a 1/4,GM ... "

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

Lemmings on Vacation

As the years passed, Grandpa became more absent minded...