Beach Philosopher Gifts

'Somebody has to look out for the middle class.'

'Freedom means you get to swim out there without expecting a nanny state to come running everytime you see a shark or two...ok...five, six...whatever...'

'Bummer, dude.'

Academics at the Beach: Prof. Johnson attempts to see beyond the horizon.

"I found the surfers on the West Coast to be intellectually flaccid."

"Net Interest"

Arbitrageur in Exile

'There are 2 billion, 16 million, 10 thousand and sixty - one grains of sand on this island!'

Senior Investment Analyst R.G. Thornhill glimpses the Universe in a grain of sand and is not impressed.

King Cnut attempts to stop the tide from coming in and destroying his sandcastle.

Sigh...things wear oud, dust collects, people die... Why can't you just relax and enjoy life? Because one thing really worries me... Reincarnation, right? ou know me too well, woman.

"Rising or setting?"

'I don't think that's what Daddy meant, when he said you could 'bury him in the sand' dear! '

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

'It's quite nice once your out.'

The Adventures of Morton - Reincarnation.

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

'She treats me like every other pebble on the beach.'

'..and if you listen really carefully, you can hear the country going to the dogs!'

Beaches and Social Distancing

Beach psychiatrist.

"When you said you were going to write in the sand, I thought it would say SOS or something."

Nude Beach and Stripped Of All Pretense Beach.

'I think I can hear a property crash..'

'Dear diary, went to the beach again today.'

Academics at the Beach: "Camus might agree with you. De Beauvoir? Maybe. But Sartre? Never."

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

"Nation-building never works."

"Visualize yourself not dying and then be that reality."

A Poem about Sand

Woman painting a man drowning.

Air temp, water temp, wind, sunburn index, overnight change in the president's approval rating

A beach has meters.

Male and female toilet signs in the ocean.

"We're not on vacation anymore. The company folded."