Piscine Philosopher Gifts

"But if you teach him to fish, you have fed him for a lifetime."

"Nation-building never works."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

'You lifted your head.'

reincarnated worm...

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

A Poem about Sand

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

"It ain't easy, Doc. There's a lot of pier pressure."

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

'How's the water, dear?'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

"We're not on vacation anymore. The company folded."

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

"My husband is fishing. . ."

"Cat got your tongue?"

'Perhaps we should leave details of the divorce settlement until after we are married.'

Mozart on a lilo

"So I leave eggs on the ground, and then you come along and drop your whatever on them? That's your idea of romance?"