Piscine Philosopher Gifts

"But if you teach him to fish, you have fed him for a lifetime."

"Nation-building never works."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

'You lifted your head.'

reincarnated worm...

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Chicken soup for the sole.

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

A Poem about Sand

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

"It ain't easy, Doc. There's a lot of pier pressure."

'How's the water, dear?'

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

"We're not on vacation anymore. The company folded."

"So I leave eggs on the ground, and then you come along and drop your whatever on them? That's your idea of romance?"

"Cat got your tongue?"

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

'Perhaps we should leave details of the divorce settlement until after we are married.'

"My husband is fishing. . ."