Water Philosopher Gifts

"Hmm...I don't like it - it's too quiet..."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

'You lifted your head.'

reincarnated worm...

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"Everyone, please welcome our new VP of being promoted and paid lots more than you for no apparent reason!"

Chicken soup for the sole.

Guess which "squeaky wheel" got another raise.

"The corner ledge is reserved for senior management."

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

'Miss Fogarty, I'm not having any fun.'

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

'I have an MBA, but I've never MBAed.'

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

"Most of us get around the company motto by saying 'No can do' instead!"

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

"Being my own boss sounds fun but I wouldn't be able to motivate myself."

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

'How's the water, dear?'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

'When I called her a witch, I had no idea...'

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.