Water Philosopher Gifts

"Hmm...I don't like it - it's too quiet..."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

'You lifted your head.'

reincarnated worm...

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"Everyone, please welcome our new VP of being promoted and paid lots more than you for no apparent reason!"

"The corner ledge is reserved for senior management."

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

"Most of us get around the company motto by saying 'No can do' instead!"

'Miss Fogarty, I'm not having any fun.'

'I have an MBA, but I've never MBAed.'

"Being my own boss sounds fun but I wouldn't be able to motivate myself."

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

'How's the water, dear?'

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

A businessman sits with an executive toy of smokestacks.