Fish Philosopher Gifts

"What's in it for the guy at the other end?"

'And John has been caught too... Oh well, the good news is that they've reached their quota for this month: We should be safe for a few days...'

Ralph soon realised that fishing for compliments wasn't working.

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

Bedding level 1. Spawning level 8.

"You can learn a lot by watching fish."

"There, but for the grace of Cod..."

"Spawning out of season. You?"

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Goodbye cruel world.

"Be still and know that I am cod."

"I see your problem. You're conflicted over whether or not you want the fish."

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

Fisherman to friend about to be devoured by shark: 'Bill, are you familiar with the health benefits of shark cartilage?'

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

"If man evolved from apes,does that mean we came from Sea Monkeys?"

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'I know I shouldn't bite, but I keep thinking about that poor slob up there...hot, tired, hungry...'

For successful sea fishing the type of tackle must be appropriate to the kind of fish one wishes to catch.

I don't want to be thought of as just another pretty face...

Fish has sign on tank that reads 'Next bowl please'.

"So much chum, so little time."

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

"Cat got your tongue?"

"Is 'Upstream' where we really want to be?"

"I have mixed emotions about having been caught and thrown back."

A pet fish in a fishbowl thinks about keeping his owner in a fishbowl.

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

reincarnated worm...

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.