Fishy Philosopher Gifts

"It is one of life's great mysteries. No one has ever returned to tell."

One of the crucial moments in evolution: 'It's a beautiful day today... We could go out for a walk...'

Fish Food

Darwin goes fishing

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

'Some day son, all of this will be yours.'

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

reincarnated worm...

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Chicken soup for the sole.

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

Priest with Christian symbol

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

They were a prehistoric tribe that worshipped a fish deity. Ich-theology.

"So I leave eggs on the ground, and then you come along and drop your whatever on them? That's your idea of romance?"

"My husband is fishing. . ."

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

"Cat got your tongue?"

"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?"

Fish near-death experiences.

Snub Marine

"Just once I would like to laugh or to frown."

'This is the eight hundred and sixty-seventh day of my captivity - How about you?'

'It's not art - I just overfed my goldfish!'

'Ladies... gentlemen... I imagine you're all wondering why you've been invited to this think tank.'

"Are you new around here?"

Fisherman get a good catch.