Fishy Thinker Gifts

The way I look at it...give a man a fish and you got a potential customer. Teach a man to fish and you lose market share.

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Fish talking about fisherman

Chicken soup for the sole.

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'You simply put up a minimum of $2,500. If the price of fish goes up, your investment goes up. If the price of the fish goes down, your investment goes down.'

Priest with Christian symbol

They were a prehistoric tribe that worshipped a fish deity. Ich-theology.

"Cat got your tongue?"

Snub Marine

Fish Food

"Just once I would like to laugh or to frown."

'Ladies... gentlemen... I imagine you're all wondering why you've been invited to this think tank.'

"Are you new around here?"

'It's not art - I just overfed my goldfish!'

School of Fish

"It's called investing! You give me your worm now, I eat half of it, feed the other half to the fish and, in a month, we share the fish 10/90 my way. . ."

Fish-losophy

"If man evolved from apes,does that mean we came from Sea Monkeys?"

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

'Yes we are observing the swordfish boycott, but we brought in special herring with nose jobs.'

'Do you think he recognizes us?'

If swimming is such a good way to lose weight, how do you explain whales?

George realized that eating up the neighbourhood had caused a certain extent of loneliness.

One of the crucial moments in evolution: 'It's a beautiful day today... We could go out for a walk...'

'Mummy-do you believe in cod?'