Fishy Thinker Mugs

The way I look at it...give a man a fish and you got a potential customer. Teach a man to fish and you lose market share.

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Fish talking about fisherman

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

'You simply put up a minimum of $2,500. If the price of fish goes up, your investment goes up. If the price of the fish goes down, your investment goes down.'

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

"Cat got your tongue?"

Snub Marine

"Just once I would like to laugh or to frown."

"Are you new around here?"

'It's not art - I just overfed my goldfish!'

'Ladies... gentlemen... I imagine you're all wondering why you've been invited to this think tank.'

Fish Food

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

If swimming is such a good way to lose weight, how do you explain whales?

'Do you think he recognizes us?'

"If man evolved from apes,does that mean we came from Sea Monkeys?"

"It's called investing! You give me your worm now, I eat half of it, feed the other half to the fish and, in a month, we share the fish 10/90 my way. . ."

School of Fish

George realized that eating up the neighbourhood had caused a certain extent of loneliness.

'Yes we are observing the swordfish boycott, but we brought in special herring with nose jobs.'

One of the crucial moments in evolution: 'It's a beautiful day today... We could go out for a walk...'

Fisherman to friend about to be devoured by shark: 'Bill, are you familiar with the health benefits of shark cartilage?'

"Is 'Upstream' where we really want to be?"