Fish Out Of Water Thinker Mugs

Athlete fishing in the steeplechase water.

Flyfishing for dummies.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

"Cat got your tongue?"

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

I knew our son was meant to go places.

Fish Food

'Ladies... gentlemen... I imagine you're all wondering why you've been invited to this think tank.'

"Can you give me some sort of metaphor for how you're feeling?"

'This is the eight hundred and sixty-seventh day of my captivity - How about you?'

'It's not art - I just overfed my goldfish!'

"Are you new around here?"

"Just once I would like to laugh or to frown."

Snub Marine

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

'Do you think he recognizes us?'

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

School of Fish

"If man evolved from apes,does that mean we came from Sea Monkeys?"

'Don't you find watching people relaxing?'

If swimming is such a good way to lose weight, how do you explain whales?

George realized that eating up the neighbourhood had caused a certain extent of loneliness.

Please no evolving here. Thank you

One of the crucial moments in evolution: 'It's a beautiful day today... We could go out for a walk...'