Fish Out Of Water Thinker Gifts

Athlete fishing in the steeplechase water.

Flyfishing for dummies.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Chicken soup for the sole.

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

They were a prehistoric tribe that worshipped a fish deity. Ich-theology.

"Cat got your tongue?"

I knew our son was meant to go places.

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

Snub Marine

Fish Food

'It's not art - I just overfed my goldfish!'

"Just once I would like to laugh or to frown."

"Are you new around here?"

'Ladies... gentlemen... I imagine you're all wondering why you've been invited to this think tank.'

'This is the eight hundred and sixty-seventh day of my captivity - How about you?'

"Can you give me some sort of metaphor for how you're feeling?"

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

George realized that eating up the neighbourhood had caused a certain extent of loneliness.

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

If swimming is such a good way to lose weight, how do you explain whales?

Fish-losophy

'Don't you find watching people relaxing?'

"If man evolved from apes,does that mean we came from Sea Monkeys?"

School of Fish

'Do you think he recognizes us?'

Please no evolving here. Thank you