Fish Philosophers Gifts

"I can't wait to retire and just go with the flow!"

"Remember me? You caught me on the Beaverkill, opening day, 1952."

They were a prehistoric tribe that worshipped a fish deity. Ich-theology.

'It's a note from the fish: 'We're on holiday, no flies for two weeks.''

'Mummy-do you believe in cod?'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

reincarnated worm...

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Chicken soup for the sole.

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

Flea Philosophy.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

"Cat got your tongue?"

"My husband is fishing. . ."

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?"

Fish near-death experiences.

Fish Food

'This is the eight hundred and sixty-seventh day of my captivity - How about you?'

"Are you new around here?"

'Ladies... gentlemen... I imagine you're all wondering why you've been invited to this think tank.'

Snub Marine

"Just once I would like to laugh or to frown."

'It's not art - I just overfed my goldfish!'

Fisherman get a good catch.