Philosopher Fish Appreciator Gifts

"Just once I would like to laugh or to frown."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

reincarnated worm...

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

"She's just being Koi."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

"My husband is fishing. . ."

"Cat got your tongue?"

"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?"

Fish near-death experiences.

'This is the eight hundred and sixty-seventh day of my captivity - How about you?'

Snub Marine

'I love all of your brothers and sisters, but you're my favorite.'

"Are you new around here?"

'It's not art - I just overfed my goldfish!'

The truth about Vincent Van Gogh's ear...the fish were really biting, & he ran out of bait!'

Fish Food

"Put the oven on dear, I've picked us up a lovely leg of salmon."

'Ladies... gentlemen... I imagine you're all wondering why you've been invited to this think tank.'

"What have you been saying about me to the goldfish?!

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)