Fish Appreciator Gifts

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

Gesundheit! (When whale sneezes, smaller fish emerge from its blow hole.)

"Put the oven on dear, I've picked us up a lovely leg of salmon."

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

"She's just being Koi."

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

Pets.

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

The Da Vinci Cod

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"Lap fish..."

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

Cat to fisherman about his caught fish: 'Let me clean them.'

"Get your lunchbox, you're going!"

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

"It's my helper trout!"

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

'Twitter for goldfish.'

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."