Fish Tale Appreciator Gifts

The truth about Vincent Van Gogh's ear...the fish were really biting, & he ran out of bait!'

The one that got away

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

Always a bigger fish.

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

'...the really big ones can be found.'

"Well no, Ed. Jonah's fish probably wasn't as big as the one you caught in the state fishing tournament."

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

Fishing Contest

Securing a Magnificent Salmon.

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

There was something fishy about this jump,

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

'I'll have three of those trout, but throw them to me. . . I want to tell the wife I caught them.'

Man around campfire Title: 'Ed is a fisherman who never lies. He tells all his stories sitting up.'

"Put the oven on dear, I've picked us up a lovely leg of salmon."

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

Fish Story

"Either throw it back or try to catch another one."

"In your original statement, you said the fish was much bigger."

Father imagining son with fish

'Our tuna salad baguettes are this big!'

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Making Things Pleasant.

"... And that one I tickled to death."

A snowman catches fish ice fishing.

"I'm not cooking that thing!"

'Admit it, Crawford, this fish was already dead when you caught it!'

'He may not be a great angler but you have to admire his honesty.'