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The truth about Vincent Van Gogh's ear...the fish were really biting, & he ran out of bait!'

The one that got away

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

Always a bigger fish.

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

'...the really big ones can be found.'

"Well no, Ed. Jonah's fish probably wasn't as big as the one you caught in the state fishing tournament."

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

Fishing Contest

Securing a Magnificent Salmon.

"Put the oven on dear, I've picked us up a lovely leg of salmon."

There was something fishy about this jump,

Man around campfire Title: 'Ed is a fisherman who never lies. He tells all his stories sitting up.'

'I'll have three of those trout, but throw them to me. . . I want to tell the wife I caught them.'

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

Father imagining son with fish

'Our tuna salad baguettes are this big!'

"In your original statement, you said the fish was much bigger."

"Either throw it back or try to catch another one."

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Fish Story

Making Things Pleasant.

Ok, who told him to stick his tongue on the iceberg?

"He's allergic to pond water."

"... And that one I tickled to death."

A snowman catches fish ice fishing.

"I'm not cooking that thing!"

'He may not be a great angler but you have to admire his honesty.'