Giant Fish Appreciator Gifts

"Help me open his mouth. Not to retrieve my lure, but for my buddy Jim who got too close to it to take a selfie."

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

"She's just being Koi."

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

Fish mobsters.

"This should be interesting, he's using a dragonfly!"

'Ocean sounds won't be heard, so that we may bring you a paid commercial program on offshore investment opportunities.'

'The squid seems a bit underdone.'

'I love all of your brothers and sisters, but you're my favorite.'

"Put the oven on dear, I've picked us up a lovely leg of salmon."

We are going to need a bigger cow!

The truth about Vincent Van Gogh's ear...the fish were really biting, & he ran out of bait!'

"Would you like any suburbs, or just the check?"

Whale blowing soap-bubbles.

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

"Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose."

"You just had to swipe at that fish."

"Any luck"

Tricks with a goldfish

"The fish gets bigger every time he tells the story."

'And now we're all out of sturgeons.'

Yes, dear, it's a very good pearl for your first try.

'Be gentle with me it's my first time!'

'Is that exotic, or just weird?'

'Very funny, now can you spit the water back out'

Topsy-Turveydom

"It's no good, we need to swim in opposite directions."

"So...you have a boyfriend?"

'Wow, Frank - he nailed it!'

'I tried fresh water once... talk about bland!'

"Hmmm...Looks like I've got an oil leak."

'Look what I found.'

"They know we hate water. They put food in the water. It's sick."

Giant Visitor