Fish Admirer Gifts

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

Evolution "it's such a nice day, I think I'll walk"

'...It's moments like these I'm glad I don't have feelings...'

'Is that exotic, or just weird?'

'Must be one of those native trout.'

'I tried fresh water once... talk about bland!'

'I love all of your brothers and sisters, but you're my favorite.'

'There're hideous aren't they?'

"I don't get it -- what's so bad about a mortgage being under water?"

"They know we hate water. They put food in the water. It's sick."

Cat with a harpoon waiting above the fish bowl.

"She's just being Koi."

"You just had to swipe at that fish."

"That was a heavy downpour last night."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

Horror movies

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Piranhaclaus

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Fish snorkling above water.

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

Kids with Fish Balloons

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

A Preschool of Fish

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

The Da Vinci Cod

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'