Exotic Fish Admirer Gifts

'Say, we do look good against a dark background.'

'And now we're all out of sturgeons.'

Horror movies

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

"She's just being Koi."

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

The Da Vinci Cod

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

Cat eats date.

"Lap fish..."

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

Blind man feeding an empty fish tank

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

Cat to fisherman about his caught fish: 'Let me clean them.'

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

'I'm tired of this bread and water diet.'

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

"It's my helper trout!"