Tropical Fish Enthusiast Gifts

'Are they real or is this a screen saver?'

"You know we're going to be up to our elbows in guppies now!"

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

Horror movies

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Surf Casting

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Fishing with God

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'So who needs sonar?!'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

Fish snorkling above water.

'Houston, we have a problem.'

Kids with Fish Balloons

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

"Touché"

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

A Preschool of Fish

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

The Da Vinci Cod

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."