Tropical Fish Admirers Gifts

"Aside from the claustrophobia, ground up mealworms, depression, and looking at you pucker your lips all day... life is just peachy!"

Horror movies

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

"He was a sea rescue."

"She's just being Koi."

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

The Da Vinci Cod

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"Lap fish..."

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

Cat eats date.

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

Fishing Boat Derby

Cat to fisherman about his caught fish: 'Let me clean them.'

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

"Get your lunchbox, you're going!"

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

"It's my helper trout!"

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.