Tropical Fish Enthusiast Pillows

'Are they real or is this a screen saver?'

"You know we're going to be up to our elbows in guppies now!"

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Horror movies

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Surf Casting

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Fishing with God

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

'So who needs sonar?!'

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

Fish snorkling above water.

'Houston, we have a problem.'

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

"Touché"

Kids with Fish Balloons

A Preschool of Fish

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

The Da Vinci Cod

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

Job satisfaction comes from doing what you enjoy, without the boss finding out.

Message in a bottle being read by a fish