Tropical Fish Fans Pillows

"Relax. Even in a recession, people need rare tropical fighting fish."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

Horror movies

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"He was a sea rescue."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Fish snorkling above water.

Fish with a human in a bowl.

I told you we were late!

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

Kids with Fish Balloons

The Da Vinci Cod

A Preschool of Fish

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'