Giant Fish Appreciator T-Shirts

"Help me open his mouth. Not to retrieve my lure, but for my buddy Jim who got too close to it to take a selfie."

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

"She's just being Koi."

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"This should be interesting, he's using a dragonfly!"

'Ocean sounds won't be heard, so that we may bring you a paid commercial program on offshore investment opportunities.'

We are going to need a bigger cow!

'The squid seems a bit underdone.'

"Put the oven on dear, I've picked us up a lovely leg of salmon."

The truth about Vincent Van Gogh's ear...the fish were really biting, & he ran out of bait!'

'I love all of your brothers and sisters, but you're my favorite.'

"Would you like any suburbs, or just the check?"

Whale blowing soap-bubbles.

"You just had to swipe at that fish."

"Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose."

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

"Any luck"

"The fish gets bigger every time he tells the story."

'Be gentle with me it's my first time!'

Topsy-Turveydom

'Very funny, now can you spit the water back out'

'Is that exotic, or just weird?'

'And now we're all out of sturgeons.'

Tricks with a goldfish

Giant Visitor

"Hmmm...Looks like I've got an oil leak."

"So...you have a boyfriend?"

'I tried fresh water once... talk about bland!'

"It's no good, we need to swim in opposite directions."

'Wow, Frank - he nailed it!'

'Look what I found.'

'They are fun to watch, but wouldn't a bowl of goldfish have been just as good?'