Giant Fish Admirers Gifts

Topsy-Turveydom

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Piranhaclaus

"She's just being Koi."

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

'I hope this is catch and release!'

"This should be interesting, he's using a dragonfly!"

Evolved to Ski.

'I love all of your brothers and sisters, but you're my favorite.'

'...so as soon as I seen the old gal havin' trouble calving.;..'

"You just had to swipe at that fish."

"Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose."

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

"Any luck"

'What do you mean fishing is the thinking person's sport? How smart are fish?'

'In this economy, money is the lure.'

'Is that exotic, or just weird?'

'Very funny, now can you spit the water back out'

"The fish gets bigger every time he tells the story."

'And now we're all out of sturgeons.'

Olympic Rings

I'm having trouble breathing.

'Look what I found.'

'Wow, Frank - he nailed it!'

"Excuse me, where's the bathroom?"

Whale Whale Whale.

"It's no good, we need to swim in opposite directions."

Snapping turtle: 'OK, I'm sorry I snapped at you!'

'Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win one for 'the gupper'.'

"Aside from the claustrophobia, ground up mealworms, depression, and looking at you pucker your lips all day... life is just peachy!"

'I tried fresh water once... talk about bland!'

'How's my rampaging?'

'They are fun to watch, but wouldn't a bowl of goldfish have been just as good?'