Goldfish Admirer Gifts

'They are fun to watch, but wouldn't a bowl of goldfish have been just as good?'

'Look what I found.'

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

'Wow, Frank - he nailed it!'

"Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose."

'Very funny, now can you spit the water back out'

"It's no good, we need to swim in opposite directions."

Piranhaclaus

"She's just being Koi."

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

'Next!'

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Man fishing in goldfish bowl - "Its always been the same with you Norman.. No ambition."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

"Can you imagine the start they give their own offspring?"

'I love all of your brothers and sisters, but you're my favorite.'

"I don't know how to tell you this, Honey, so I'm going to come right out and say it. ... Your goldfish ran away."

Evolved to Ski.

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

"Take the goldfish. If it's still alive in six months, call us for another interview."

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

'Ever get the feeling that you're being watched?'

'What a cool screen saver!'

'Yeah, Pilot-Fish is a great job, but you tend to see some gruesome stuff during feeding frenzies...'

George realized that eating up the neighbourhood had caused a certain extent of loneliness.

'I tell you they switched us when they changed the water. That's my husband over there.'

'Don't you find watching people relaxing?'

"You just had to swipe at that fish."

'Where's your goldfish?'