Goldfish Admirer Gifts

'They are fun to watch, but wouldn't a bowl of goldfish have been just as good?'

'Look what I found.'

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

'Wow, Frank - he nailed it!'

"Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose."

'Very funny, now can you spit the water back out'

"It's no good, we need to swim in opposite directions."

Piranhaclaus

"She's just being Koi."

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

'Next!'

Man fishing in goldfish bowl - "Its always been the same with you Norman.. No ambition."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

I read on Candorville.com that was rank 29,705th in the world when it comes to attention spans. What? Aren't there only 196 countries? The article didn't just include human countries. It included the various animal kingdoms and the plant republics. Did you know that Americans have an eight-second attention span ... but the goldfish who live in little Lionel Brown's aquarium kingdom at 1492 MLK Way in Candorville have a nine-second attention span? Are you sure you weren't reading a humor column?

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

"Can you imagine the start they give their own offspring?"

Evolved to Ski.

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

"I don't know how to tell you this, Honey, so I'm going to come right out and say it. ... Your goldfish ran away."

'I love all of your brothers and sisters, but you're my favorite.'

"Take the goldfish. If it's still alive in six months, call us for another interview."

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

'Ever get the feeling that you're being watched?'

Ok, I know a sarcastic slow clap when I hear one.

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

'I don't get it Sam. It must be dry humor.'

'I tell you they switched us when they changed the water. That's my husband over there.'

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

'Yeah, Pilot-Fish is a great job, but you tend to see some gruesome stuff during feeding frenzies...'