Goldfish Fan Gifts

"Yes, my memory is bad too: That's why I keep a journal..."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

'Next!'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

Man fishing in goldfish bowl - "Its always been the same with you Norman.. No ambition."

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

'So what have you been up to?'

Fresh fish

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

Sea Horse outside saloon

"I think we are overfeeding the fish!"

"This place could use a moat!"

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

'My horoscope said I would be taking a long trip today.'