Goldfish Gazer Gifts

'Next!'

'Don't you find watching people relaxing?'

"When's the TV due back from the workshop?"

"I dare say you have seen more interesting wildlife programmes. For the last hour you've been watching the gold-fish tank."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

Man fishing in goldfish bowl - "Its always been the same with you Norman.. No ambition."

'So what have you been up to?'

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

"I think we are overfeeding the fish!"

"This place could use a moat!"

Taking goldfish for a walk.

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

'Do you make fish cakes? It's his birthday!'

"This isn't what I had in mind, when you said you were going to buy me some waterfront property."

Fishbowl Rebellion

"Here he comes! Don't move."

"Take the goldfish. If it's still alive in six months, call us for another interview."

"I don't know how to tell you this, Honey, so I'm going to come right out and say it. ... Your goldfish ran away."

'My ultimate ambition is a large pond.'

Hope and pray it's nothing more than a 'Spectator Sport'!'

'Well, I think it's dreadful coming home and taking it out on poor Freddy like that.'

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

"Wait a minute! It's not good to go swimming right after eating!"

"Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose."

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

George realized that eating up the neighbourhood had caused a certain extent of loneliness.

'I tell you they switched us when they changed the water. That's my husband over there.'

'Where's your goldfish?'

'Do you mind if I have a friend spend the night?'

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

'Water is included with rent.'