Goldfish Gazers Gifts

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

'Next!'

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

Man fishing in goldfish bowl - "Its always been the same with you Norman.. No ambition."

'So what have you been up to?'

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

"I think we are overfeeding the fish!"

"This place could use a moat!"

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

Taking goldfish for a walk.

'Do you make fish cakes? It's his birthday!'

"He never takes me anywhere."

"This isn't what I had in mind, when you said you were going to buy me some waterfront property."

Fishbowl Rebellion

Hope and pray it's nothing more than a 'Spectator Sport'!'

'My ultimate ambition is a large pond.'

"Here he comes! Don't move."

Marmalade the Cheetah on stilts.

'Well, I think it's dreadful coming home and taking it out on poor Freddy like that.'

"Did you ever notice, the snow is always whiter on the other side of the glacier?"

"Take the goldfish. If it's still alive in six months, call us for another interview."

"I don't know how to tell you this, Honey, so I'm going to come right out and say it. ... Your goldfish ran away."

'I'm sorry. The CEO can't come to the phone right now. He's entertaining some prospective clients over lunch.'

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

'I tell you they switched us when they changed the water. That's my husband over there.'

A Classic Goldfish Game.

"Wait a minute! It's not good to go swimming right after eating!"

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

"Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose."