Goldfish Gifts

"Sad, isn't it? And he won't admit he has a problem."

'Your specialist subject...things that have happened in the last three seconds.'

'Why?? Why did you put that in?? We don't even own a dog!'

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

"Same."

Fish has sign on tank that reads 'Next bowl please'.

"Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose."

Cat fish.

'So what have you been up to?'

Sleeping Fish.

'Where's your goldfish?'

'I tell you they switched us when they changed the water. That's my husband over there.'

"I think we are overfeeding the fish!"

"Wait a minute! It's not good to go swimming right after eating!"

Goldfish stare at a fish on a TV screen.

"Okay boys. The coast is clear. Time to jump to freedom."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

Man fishing in goldfish bowl - "Its always been the same with you Norman.. No ambition."

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

"This place could use a moat!"

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

"This isn't what I had in mind, when you said you were going to buy me some waterfront property."

Fishbowl Rebellion

"I don't know how to tell you this, Honey, so I'm going to come right out and say it. ... Your goldfish ran away."

'My ultimate ambition is a large pond.'

"Here he comes! Don't move."

'Well, I think it's dreadful coming home and taking it out on poor Freddy like that.'

Hope and pray it's nothing more than a 'Spectator Sport'!'

"Take the goldfish. If it's still alive in six months, call us for another interview."

George realized that eating up the neighbourhood had caused a certain extent of loneliness.

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

'Do you mind if I have a friend spend the night?'

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.