Goldfish Gourmets Gifts

"Someday, son, all this will be yours."

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

Man fishing in goldfish bowl - "Its always been the same with you Norman.. No ambition."

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

'So what have you been up to?'

"I think we are overfeeding the fish!"

Taking goldfish for a walk.

"This place could use a moat!"

'Do you make fish cakes? It's his birthday!'

French bread

"He never takes me anywhere."

"This isn't what I had in mind, when you said you were going to buy me some waterfront property."

Fishbowl Rebellion

'Well, I think it's dreadful coming home and taking it out on poor Freddy like that.'

"He feels the honey-citrus glaze overpowers the plum."

'We're ready to order... ORDER!'

Hope and pray it's nothing more than a 'Spectator Sport'!'

"Take the goldfish. If it's still alive in six months, call us for another interview."

'I'm sorry. The CEO can't come to the phone right now. He's entertaining some prospective clients over lunch.'

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

'I tell you they switched us when they changed the water. That's my husband over there.'

A Classic Goldfish Game.

"Wait a minute! It's not good to go swimming right after eating!"

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

"Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose."

'Where's your goldfish?'

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."