Goldfish Guru Gifts

'Here. Perhaps Goldie can keep you company while you think up ideas for your novel, Mr. Melville.'

'Look - I believe he's trying to tell us something.'

"Until we catch a wave out of here. I'll be home schooling you."

Man fishing in goldfish bowl - "Its always been the same with you Norman.. No ambition."

'It's a small operation at the moment but we're growing all the time.'

'When was the last time you fed the fish?'

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.'

'I tell you they switched us when they changed the water. That's my husband over there.'

"Wow Dad, will you take me to Zanussi one day?"

'Where's your goldfish?'

'I'm doing a 'pet swap'.'

'I hate it when my paint runs.'

"Small world, isn't it?"

"Yes, they're growing up fast, but don't worry, they're not likely to leave home anytime soon..."

Life in the fishbowl.

"Doing anything special today?"

Goldfish training...

"It says we can meet outdoors by the end of march."

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

George realized that eating up the neighbourhood had caused a certain extent of loneliness.

'The hand! The HAND!'

'I cannot wait to be promoted to an office with a window.'

'I'm just feeding the goldfish.'

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

'To be honest, I did expect a better bonus this year.'

"Take the goldfish. If it's still alive in six months, call us for another interview."

'If the Earth is 3/4 water, what are we doing here!'

I'm sorry to have to tell you this, Axel, but one of your goldfish has died. That's terrible

I wonder what Julius is thinking. Probably "read my lips."

Al, why is Julius wearing a beret? He must have seen it on the cover of "GQ"

"This summer let's stay close to home."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.