Pet Goldfish Guru Gifts

Pet fish flooding the house.

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

'Next!'

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

Man fishing in goldfish bowl - "Its always been the same with you Norman.. No ambition."

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

'So what have you been up to?'

"I think we are overfeeding the fish!"

Taking goldfish for a walk.

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

"This place could use a moat!"

'Do you make fish cakes? It's his birthday!'

"This isn't what I had in mind, when you said you were going to buy me some waterfront property."

Fishbowl Rebellion

'Well, I think it's dreadful coming home and taking it out on poor Freddy like that.'

"Here he comes! Don't move."

Hope and pray it's nothing more than a 'Spectator Sport'!'

"Take the goldfish. If it's still alive in six months, call us for another interview."

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

"What have you been saying about me to the goldfish?!

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

'Don't you find watching people relaxing?'

"Wait a minute! It's not good to go swimming right after eating!"

"Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose."

'I tell you they switched us when they changed the water. That's my husband over there.'

'Do you mind if I have a friend spend the night?'

'Where's your goldfish?'

George realized that eating up the neighbourhood had caused a certain extent of loneliness.

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'