Big Fish Enthusiast Gifts

"This should be interesting, he's using a dragonfly!"

"The fish gets bigger every time he tells the story."

Horror movies

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

The Da Vinci Cod

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

Cat eats date.

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

"Lap fish..."

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

Cat to fisherman about his caught fish: 'Let me clean them.'

Blind man feeding an empty fish tank

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

'I'm tired of this bread and water diet.'

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

"It's my helper trout!"