Big Fish Hunters Gifts

"Fish needs bigger hole."

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

'I hope this is catch and release!'

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

"That one killed my manservant, it fell on his head while he was vacuuming the carpet."

'I'll give five bucks to anyone showing me a fish more than ten inches long.'

"This should be interesting, he's using a dragonfly!"

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

'I looked into their eyes before I shot them, with my high-powered rifle, from half a mile away.'

'Fred, your super jumbo spool of fishing line just arrived.'

"I'll be back later, dear. I'm going out to build some humility."

'Does that include the fishing rod?'

'Doris, I know how much you weigh. Step on the scale and I'll hand you the fish.'

"We're making some real progress, except, of course, you're still holding a gun."

"Yeah, almost didn't make it out of that one."

'And that's only the size of the fly.'

"The fish gets bigger every time he tells the story."

'We'll probably hit a rock and sink. But, there's a lot of big fish in this lake, so it's worth the risk.'

'Don't let it go!'

The Fish, Having Refreshed Himself, And Recovered His Spirits, Bolts Again with Mr B.

"Expecting to land a monster today, Herb?"

Honestly ,trout tickling is a doddle!

The Great White Fib.

Water skiing man crosses path of fisherman with hooked fish waterskiing in the opposite direction

"Get the net, Dad! I've got a big one!"

'That was my first ever kill.'

"Just reach under his belly and lift him into the boat."

'It took me over 18 hours to get him in the boat, and working 12 jobs to pay to have him mounted.'

I tell you what, the "Great White Hunter" turned even whiter when his gun jammed while I was charging! Boy he can climb trees quickly...

'Can't say much for the other two - but the marlin sure fought like hell!'

'Blood-curdling screams, Hayes, will do nothing to help us catch a fish.'

Delights of sea angling!