Big Game Hunting Gifts

Explorer chased by lion finds gorilla offers a helping hand.

"Yeah, almost didn't make it out of that one."

'That was my first ever kill.'

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'I looked into their eyes before I shot them, with my high-powered rifle, from half a mile away.'

"That one killed my manservant, it fell on his head while he was vacuuming the carpet."

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

'Well, I guess it's your father's fault for mounting that backboard on the barn in the first place. ... OK, one game...'

For Joe Ninth, 2 out, bases loaded, finally innings, scores tied, this was his moment.

'Now this was a crafty one!'

'Doris, I know how much you weigh. Step on the scale and I'll hand you the fish.'

"We're making some real progress, except, of course, you're still holding a gun."

'And that's only the size of the fly.'

'Would you mind handing me that needle and thread, sir?'

"Hi, is there anyone who knocked on my door?"

Colonel Bagshot.

"What makes you think I have buck fever?"

'He got game.'

'We'll probably hit a rock and sink. But, there's a lot of big fish in this lake, so it's worth the risk.'

The Fish, Having Refreshed Himself, And Recovered His Spirits, Bolts Again with Mr B.

Just preparation for my business trip to Africa next month...

"Wake up, Larry - you're missing the pregame."

"And this is one I got in the nusrsery in '34."

England and Germany

"So I said to the guide, wave your arms to distract him while I aim. Then my gun jammed."

'So, I says shoot him one more time just to be sure. . .'

"Honestly, Harry, I'll never tease you again for carrying around that elephant gun!"

'George,your big game guide is here.'

'Sure there was a bad side to hunting, but there was also the excitement, the challenge, the romance of it.'

Delights of sea angling!

I tell you what, the "Great White Hunter" turned even whiter when his gun jammed while I was charging! Boy he can climb trees quickly...