Big Game Hunter Gifts

Lion: dark meat or light?

"That one killed my manservant, it fell on his head while he was vacuuming the carpet."

I tell you what, the "Great White Hunter" turned even whiter when his gun jammed while I was charging! Boy he can climb trees quickly...

"We're making some real progress, except, of course, you're still holding a gun."

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

For Joe Ninth, 2 out, bases loaded, finally innings, scores tied, this was his moment.

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'Yes, yes, Rupert, you are still a mighty hunter. Now, please bring the turkey back to Luisa in the kitchen.'

'Now this was a crafty one!'

'I looked into their eyes before I shot them, with my high-powered rifle, from half a mile away.'

Animal Hats

Yeah, maybe replacing the clay pigeons with clay big game wasn't smart.

'Would you mind handing me that needle and thread, sir?'

"Yeah, almost didn't make it out of that one."

"What makes you think I have buck fever?"

Colonel Bagshot.

"Rhino Poachers !"

"The coach said that you play like Ronaldo? Ha! You loser! He told me I play like Chloe Kelly!"

'And that's only the size of the fly.'

'I hear there are some mighty big deer in these woods.'

'He got game.'

'We'll probably hit a rock and sink. But, there's a lot of big fish in this lake, so it's worth the risk.'

Fancy portrait of the gentleman who killed the greatest number of small birds. [To be hung up in all sparrow clubs]

Just preparation for my business trip to Africa next month...

"I warned you not to reel it in so fast."

"Wake up, Larry - you're missing the pregame."

'That was my first ever kill.'

"So I said to the guide, wave your arms to distract him while I aim. Then my gun jammed."

"And this is one I got in the nusrsery in '34."

England and Germany

"Honestly, Harry, I'll never tease you again for carrying around that elephant gun!"

"Remember me? Bangor, Maine, moose season, 1971?"